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NJ man tries to cash forged lottery ticket. News flash: no one believed him, he was arrested

May 11, 2008

An Elizabeth man was arrested after trying to cash a forged scratch off lottery ticket which would’ve had been worth $7,000 if it had been legit. After trying in vain to cash it at local merchants he tried to cash it at the NJ Lottery Commision who decided enough is enough and had him arrested.

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If your bi-plane has lost power should you jump from a high altitude or risk it and see if it can be landed safely?

May 11, 2008

British moron chooses option B, was found “in agony with a broken leg”. The kicker? He had previously closed the throttle twice “because he wanted to give pilots the opportunity to practise unplanned forced landing procedures”.

He denied closing the throttle on the latest occasion.

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Indiana student branded a racist for reading a book about an anti-klan protest

May 11, 2008

If they were reading Roots I bet they would’ve been suspended from school. Luckily they school relented after pressure from the ACLU and the media. The reader said it best “How can you be a racist for reading something that is ANTI-KLAN?” Good question. But when you’re dealing with morons, never ask silly questions

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Man shoots himself in stomach after swinging shotgun at his dog

March 7, 2008

When his dog discovered a deer bone and wouldn’t give it up a man began swinging his shotgun by the muzzle to scare the dog. The dog wasn’t scared, and the man shot himself and later died. The details of this story came from the mans friend who was there and called 911. but here’s the news report about the incident.

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A fate worse then death awaits you!

March 7, 2008

The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them. Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that “all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish.”

It added: “Offenders will be severely punished.”

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I say let them get a concussion

March 7, 2008

I remember a few years ago I was making a left turn and some shmuck who was walking and talking on a cell phone simultaneously wasn’t paying attention and walked into the road.I could heart him screaming at me because he almost got hit. His conversation was so engrossing he had no idea what he had done. Now it seems people are busy texting as they walk that they’ve run into lamp posts. And what has the british government decided to do about this? They’re going to start padding lamp-posts! I say any moron who texts and walks into a lamp post deserves what he gets, be it public humiliation or a concussion. Protecting them from themselves will only encourage more of the same, not teach them a lesson.