Archive for the ‘criminals’ Category

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Kid steals dads credit cards to hire hookers to play X-box with him

May 11, 2008

I’m not sure which part of this story is more hilarious: the fact that this 13 year old kid stole *his dad’s* credit card ands thoguht he’d get away with it, the fact that he spent $1000 on 2 hookers to play Xbox with him or the fact that his ambition is to be a politician.

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Bank robbery hours are 9-5 M-F 9-12 Saturday

May 10, 2008

A man trying to work up the nerve to rob a bank, waited so long it was closed by the time he got to the door. But carrying a gun and wearing a ski mask were enough to tell the bank tellers inside what he wanted, so they called the police and he was arrested.

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If you’re going to rob someone, try picking a victim who can’t douse you with gasoline

May 10, 2008

Mugger tries to steal purse from someone while they were gassing up their car. the mugger got soaked with gas and was eventully caught. he also had failed in two other mugging attempts, and was arrested for those rimes as well.

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crime top 101: don’t post for a picture with your victim before robbing them

May 10, 2008

After jumping into a photo with a group of women at a bar, he robbed them shortly afterward when they left the bar to go to a convenience store. He didn’t recognize them, but they sure did recognize him. They provided the photo to police who found and arrested him.

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Dumbass of the Month

March 12, 2008

I’ve decided to create the “dumbass of the Month”, presumably with a Dumbass of the Year to be awarded at the end of the 2008. This month’s nominee will likely win it because he probably has suffered the most of any dumbass so far in March. I’m refering to the soon-to-be-ex-governor of New York, Elliot Spitzer. By now you’ve probably heard all about his $4300 sex romp with a hooker… err call girl from The emperor’s Club. If you haven’t seen her yet, here’s a pic. She’s pretty exotic and hot looking, but is 2 hours with her worth losing your job, being divorced (or enduring a frosty marriage) possibly going to jail, and of course the humiliation of this whole scene?

Not to mention that everyone had pretty high hopes for him. This guy went after Wall Street and many other people and industries with guts and gusto and when he became governor, it was anticipated that he would improve government, eliminate waste and fraud and take on sacred cows. Instead he got caught in a scandal, alienated everyone including his own people, and then had to talk about how he paid for a call girl, all while his wife stood at his side, wanting to be anywhere but there.

And here’s the funny thing. He got caught because the government found suspicious wire transfers, then monitored his emails, phone calls and text messages. That’s where they found the incriminating evidence. Yet it was Spitzer who at one time said Never talk when you can nod, and never nod when you can wink, and never write an e-mail because it’s death. You’re giving prosecutors all the evidence we need,”

So there you have it, the first nominee and likely winner for Dumbass of the month of March

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thief caught in theft of chinese restaurant

March 9, 2008

and why? because he had their chinese fortune cookies in his pocket

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Man eats undwear to beat a breathalyzer test

March 7, 2008

It’s an old story, and snopes has proven it won’t work but that doesn’t stop people from trying. Snopes reports on several documented cases of people eating their underwear and even their own excrement to avoid failing the breathalizer test. That’s one myth I don’t see Adam & Jamie testing. At least not personally. Maybe they might get Tori to do it.