Archive for the ‘California’ Category


Man suffers serious injuries in car crash, but his 12 pack of beer is ok

March 30, 2008

What else can you say when a man puts his beer in the seat belt but doesn’t have the sense to buckle up himself? The article say he a suspected drunk driver, but aside from the fact that he had his beer in the car, there’s nothing mentioned that would give one reason to think he was drunk, as opposed to just a bad driver. If he wasn’t then he’s a complete dumbass, if he was drunk, I love the fact that he was so worried about his beer, I’m picturing him lobingly tucking it in and can’t stop laughing at the image.


This is so stupid it requires an explanation

March 9, 2008

Pro life protestors managed to infiltrate a screening of Horton Hears a Who and chanted protests during the movie. Now, do you have any idea what would cause them to go there? What does Horton have to do with being pro-life? Nothing came to my mind.

Turns out the motto of the movie is: “After all, a person is a person, no matter how small.”

Get it? That means Horton and Dr Suess are pro life!

I can’t roll my eyes back in my head far enough…